Life Imitates Team America, World Police

Stanley Kurtz, Three Foreign Policies, The Corner, National Review Online:

Kurtz: So the troubles of the hawks in Iraq have brought the realists to the fore, and have also empowered the doves. Even if the doves undermine the realists, we may ultimately see a return to hawkishness. All three factions will struggle into the future, unless or until something very good, or very bad, emerges to confirm the ascendency [sic] of one of the three postures.

Team America, World Police

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to s*** all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f***ed by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes, Chuck.